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10/10 drunk purchase

Just a really cute hat. 10/10 drunk purchase!

Kayla

custom hat

Love my custom hat, thanks for designing and making it come to life!

Amteskey

Perfect gift

Perfect gift for our Australian friend! Shipped fast and love the style

Morgan

perfect gift

Got this as a gift for my friends and they thought it was hilarious! Looks just like the picture.

Whitney

Love it so much

"Short dress in a printed viscose weave with a round neckline, opening with a button at the back of the Seams with small frill trims at the waist and on the sleeves and skirt. Unlined."

Caitlin

makes me laugh

I love it! Brings a smile to my face (and people around me) every time I wear it.

Carly

easy purchase

Seller is super kind, was waiting for a specific color and she went above and beyond to let me know if/ when it’d be in stock. As well as when a color similar was added! Ended up buying a completely different color cause I just couldn’t wait for it! Love it so much!

Kaylie

boyfriend loved it

I ordered this hat for my boyfriend for Christmas. Nice material and so funny!

Maeci

bald husband

This hat is made from a super comfortable corduroy material which works great on my husbands bald head. The design is cute and looks profesh. Baddass slogan. Would recommend to you and your baddies 💅🏼

Erica

so funny

Cute and funny, I got tons of compliments on it the first time I wore it. Comes just as it looks.

Emma

10/10 drunk purchase

Just a really cute hat. 10/10 drunk purchase!

Kayla

custom hat

Love my custom hat, thanks for designing and making it come to life!

Amteskey

Perfect gift

Perfect gift for our Australian friend! Shipped fast and love the style

Morgan

perfect gift

Got this as a gift for my friends and they thought it was hilarious! Looks just like the picture.

Whitney

Love it so much

"Short dress in a printed viscose weave with a round neckline, opening with a button at the back of the Seams with small frill trims at the waist and on the sleeves and skirt. Unlined."

Caitlin

makes me laugh

I love it! Brings a smile to my face (and people around me) every time I wear it.

Carly

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10/10 drunk purchase

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10/10 drunk purchase

custom hat

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perfect gift

Love it so much

makes me laugh

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