Unleash your mischievous side at the Christmas party with this oversized sweater that says it all: "Do Not Invite Me to the Afters." Perfect for when you’re plotting something cheeky before sneaking out early. Made from a plush blend of cotton, polyester, and viscose, this thick, cozy sweater has a slight stretch for ultimate comfort. Whether you're pretending to spike the eggnog or plotting to escape before the karaoke starts, the drop-shoulder fit gives you that laid-back, "I'm here, but don't count on me for the after-party" vibe. Machine washable, because even a troublemaker needs low-maintenance style.